Episode 143: "Samaritan Snare" 

In order for Wesley Crusher to complete his Starfleet exams, he must travel to Starbase 515 in the Scylla Sector. He is unexpectedly joined on his trip by Captain Picard, who has been ordered by Dr. Pulaski to undergo a cardiac replacement operation.
While Picard and Wesley are away, the crew responds to a distress call from the Pakleds, a race of lethargic humanoids. It seems that their ship, the Mondor, requires extensive repairs. To help expedite the process, Riker beams Geordi aboard the Pakled vessel. Sensing that the Pakleds' intentions are less than friendly, Troi expresses concern for Geordi's safety.

After making the necessary repairs, Geordi prepares to return to the U.S.S. Enterprise, but he is suddenly disarmed by the Pakleds, who refuse to release him until Riker surrenders all of their computer information. Hoping to buy time and outsmart the dim-witted Pakleds, Riker implies that Geordi is a weapons expert. The Pakleds then abandon thoughts of computer information and demand that Geordi upgrade their defensive capabilities.

Unable to reason with the Pakleds, the U.S.S. Enterprise crew considers a show of force to rescue Geordi. Just then, an emergency summons is received from Starbase 515 indicating that complications in Picard's heart surgery have left him near death. The Enterprise quickly fires a harmless blast of light at the Pakleds, which frightens the weak race long enough to secure Geordi's release and allow the crew to race to Picard's side.

On Starbase 515, Picard regains consciousness and learns that his life was saved, thanks to the surgical skills of the Enterprise's own Dr. Pulaski. Wesley soon rejoins Picard on the ship, having passed his Starfleet exams with flying colors.

Production: 143
Season: 2 Episode: 17
Air Date: 05.15.1989
Stardate: 42779.1
Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard
Jonathan Frakes as William Riker
Brent Spiner as Data
LeVar Burton as Geordi La Forge
Michael Dorn as Worf
Marina Sirtis as Deanna Troi
Diana Muldaur as Katherine Pulaski
Wil Wheaton as Wesley Crusher
Lycia Naff as Sonya
Christopher Collins as Grebnedlog
Leslie Morris as Reginod
Daniel Benzali as Surgeon
Tzi Ma as Biomolecular Specialist
Memorable Quotes:

Pakled Commander Reginod: We are strong.
Lieutenant: You're now armed to the teeth.
Pakled Captain Grebnedlog: Teeth are for chewing.

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Lieutenant Worf: Any classified weapons knowledge you share with your captors will be considered treason.
Lieutenant: I may have no choice.
Lieutenant Worf: You will die without honor.
Lieutenant: Thanks a lot, Worf.
Lieutenant Worf: You will never attain the 24th level of awareness.
Lieutenant: 24? That's quite a challenge.
Lieutenant Worf: Indeed. 24 is the gateway to heroic salvation.

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Lieutenant: The Pakleds seem pretty... sincere.
Pakled Captain Grebnedlog: We want what we want.
Commander William T. Riker: Our computers are non-negotiable.
Pakled Captain Grebnedlog: We want them.
Lieutenant: Believe me, they're nothing if not... persistent.
Pakled Captain Grebnedlog: We want to be nothing if not persistent.
Lieutenant: Nobody ever said they were great conversationalists.

 

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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION

"Samaritan Snare"
#40272-143

Written by
Robert L. McCullough

Directed by
Les Landau

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3RD REVISED FINAL DRAFT

MARCH 8, 1989

STAR TREK: "Samaritan Snare" - 3/7/89 - CAST

STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION
"Samaritan Snare"

CAST

PICARD                                              GREBNEDLOG
RIKER                                                        REGINOD
DATA                                                                         
PULASKI                                                  SURGEON
TROI                                               BIOMOLECULAR
                                                       PHYSIOLOGIST
GEORDI
WORF
WESLEY
                                                             Non-Speaking
SONYA                                      SEVERAL PAKLEDS
TRANSPORTER CHIEF (V.O.)                        NURSES
                                                         MEDICAL TEAM
Non-Speaking                             ANESTHESIOLOGIST
N.D. CREWMEMBERS                            ORDERLIES

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