Science Theater 3000 Certificate of Deep Hurting
Personalized with your name.
Certificate is 8-1/2" x 11" and is printed on acid-free paper. Shipped
Here is a transcript of what appears on the certificate:
recognition of enduring the unimaginable torture of viewing every
available episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. It takes a special
person to watch 198 of the worst movies ever made. The entire staff of
Gizmonic Institute salutes your achievement.