Official Scapegoat

Personalized with your name.

Certificate is 8-1/2" x 11" and is printed on acid-free paper. Shipped rolled.

Here is a transcript of what appears on the certificate:

This certificate is awarded to

Your Name Here

Because of your dedication and willingness to go beyond the call of duty, you have been selected to be our scapegoat. This is a great honor, extended only to exceptional “patriots”. Enjoy the notoriety and infamy that accompany being a scapegoat of this caliber.
"The secret to success is having someone to blame”