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Official Scapegoat

Personalized with your name.

Certificate is 8-1/2" x 11" and is printed on acid-free paper. Shipped rolled.

Here is a transcript of what appears on the certificate:

This certificate is awarded to

Your Name Here

Because of your dedication and willingness to go beyond the call of duty, you have been selected to be our scapegoat. This is a great honor, extended only to exceptional “patriots”. Enjoy the notoriety and infamy that accompany being a scapegoat of this caliber.
"The secret to success is having someone to blame”

When ordering, please state the name you want as a note in the PayPal note field. Orders that do not state a name will be sent with that line blank

Price is $8.00 per certificate, with free shipping  in the USA

Any certificates ordered will be shipped by First Class Mail